I took today off to carve pumpkins and tart the house out for the trick-or-treaters. I'm still new enough to this whole "paid time off" swindle that, well, the idea of getting paid while I gut pumpkins or play Guitar Hero really amuses me.Mind you, the Young Adult Librarian gets paid to play Guitar Hero and DDR at work ... now she's the one who know how to game the system.
Anyway, thanks to the new patio/sidewalk area, we had plenty of space to display jack-o-lanterns this year without racking them all up on the steps ala ("Flaming Stairs of Death"). I only carved up six pumpkins this year which is one less than last year, but two more than the year before. I stuck with fairly traditional faces -- none of that fancy plastic saw fretwork -- but made sure they leaned more toward friendly than frightening. I arranged a couple on the stairs and then the rest around edge of the patio area and on the air conditioner.
It's quite nice having this new area and garden to decorate. I stuck a bunch of small foam headstones in amongst the new flowers I'd planted and propped a big cracked foam tombstone against the wall between the rose bushes. I sprinkle some of the foam (god bless Styrofoam) bones around them and put a pumpkin or the orange lantern at the foot of the big stone and the whole thing should look appropriately Crypt Keeper-ish and yet should also take all of five minutes to put away. No more running about the yard, trying not to forget someone's feet. No, everything is spread out in one area and, yet, it doesn't look like Halloween Town exploded on my front porch, either. It looks cohesive and ... tasteful.
Bah.
The last pumpkin was quite tiny -- more like an acorn squash in size -- and I was getting tired, so I cut little round holes all the way around it using an apple corer and put it on the mailbox with a plastic skeleton I'd jammed into a sitting position using wooden kitchen skewers. Hopefully, it will function as a glowing orange candy beacon and bring some trick-or-treaters. Today is, obviously, the middle of a school week and, thanks to the government's dickering with the calender, still full light at six o'clock. Who goes candy hunting before full dark? Nobody. Yet, the kidlets have to be in bed fairly early for school on Thursday. There's really only a few short hours they can set aside for trick-or-treating. No matter how tastefully I tart up my house, they may never make it here.
Oh well, more candy for us.




